There exists visual novel where you are girl dating pigeons.
Yes, it is entire review and it is all you need to know. No words can describe delightful insanity of that game, especially when you are done with first few routes.
What are you doing still here? Play already!
Today I discovered something horryfying.
It should be dead, but it grew in twisted, unnatural way from it’s horrible wound, despite chilling cold. It is still partially alive, if mishapen, monstrosity, covered in sickly-brown patches. Jesus.
That damn half of onion was in fridge way, way too long.
“At last! After centuries of scheming, we RULE THE WORLD!”
“Excellent. Now we can implement Phase 2: KILL EVERYONE!”
“Woohahahahahaha! Our evil plan is unstoppable! Soon we… won’t rule anyone at all…”
I always knew something is very, very wrong with this reality.
Let’s stop thinking nostalgically about future.
Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.
– Joseph Stalin