Intellectual Property.

Imagine world where one car manufacturer sues other car manufacturer over fact that his competitior’s car have four wheels and gear box. Yet, there are corporations that are in war over smartphone features.

Imagine world where producer of paintbrushes have rights to what you painted with their product. Yet, many programs have restrictions over use of creations made with software tools. When you see granting rights to “own” work created by users as important feature worth bragging about (and still with very significant constraints), you know we are a little deep in crazy.

Imagine world where copyright lasts 70 years after death of artist instead of, say, 28+28. Oh wait, it is reality of most powerful country on this rock.

This is yet another way of world gone mad.

Bonus content

  • Analysis of World of Tanks EULA plus some more like PS3’s EULA as fine example of companies fucking you at every step.

Gray miracle.

There are things that exists in very strange way.

They are gray miracles – something utterly crazy and insane, overhelming with implications and consequences… but no one bats an eye. No whimper comes from mouth, no tear from eye. They are treated as something obvious. Yet, they are statistically impossible.

You want example?

Look at mirror.

This Talk.

“We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Arabia. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here.”

– Richard Dawkins

There are various kind of Talks. While most known is Sex Talk, there are many other. Hygiene. School. Culture. Money. But there is one Talk, that is almost never done and everyone has to discover it on his own.

Death Talk.

How kids get to know? Maybe movies, where people are killing each other since day of silent film. Or computer games. Or Halloween. Or even personal epiphany after sqashing one bug too many.

We all are going to die. And no one can do anything about it, at least for now. But what if it is no longer true? If… no, not if, when (century or two) technology will make possible to prolog life indefinitely, who will benefit from it?

Everyone? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. Let me tell you who will benefit.

Sons of white, rich old men.

I will leave to you imagining social, political, economical and whatever else consequences. Good thing I (and everyone reading these words – yes, YOU too) will be, ironically, six feet under by then.

Crazy talk 2.

Do you want something better than Time Cube guy on pure cocaine? Meet Youhavewagedyoursoul, that some time ago posted once on some obscure blog about dating for uttery incomprehensible reason. Source (not article, first comment below it) here. Used without any permission whatsoever. You will be forgiven, if you will only read beginning and skim the rest. I, unfortunately, had to read everything. And I feel fine. Very. Fine.

Being who I am I see the ugliest of the gods, violating decency and human dignity just so they can position perceptions and pull of this theater they have created, so please excuse my bias rooted in resentment, for I will desecrate their name whenever possible.
The symbol of the false god Jesus is a cross.  The symbol of the gods is a star, perhaps with a circle.  Piss on the star.
This hatred was essential to create a real situation, one where the victim would utilize this new tool of the internet to spread the reality we’re faced with.  They ruined my childhood, my life, and the product is a victim with no fear of the gods.
I am the sacrificial lamb, and the gods are my cancer.

“Eat apples and grapes out of spite for the gods.”  Released a story on CNN about arsenic in apples and apple products.  Incidentally, during the story they mentioned there was an apple arsenic scare 30 years ago, so this wasn’t the first time the gods sent this clue.
They sent the same clue with mercury and fish.

“Fuck religion, it’s full of shit.”  Something wrong with every major religion.
“Judism?”  I suspect all factions of Judism praise Moses for freeing them from slavery.  This is a fine place to start.
If still slaves they’d be like the Egyptians or the Lybians:::They’d see all the cash and want some too.  The structural changes in societies throughout the world, infected by the spread of Westernization, has poisoned the minds of even those whom the gods bestow/maintain favor.  Iran comes to mind because, unlike Iraq, Iran has no end in sight, despite the uprising earlier, inspired likely by traitors who deliberately betray the people thinking they’re “earning”, much like so many blacks in civil Rights, Women’s movement, etc.
Understanding the wickedness and deliberately playing this part maximizes the evil people incurr, so to understand is actually the clue of absolute disfavor, mere steps from Damnation.

Impatient, the gods order Artificial Intellignce to utilize punctuated evolution to get humans up to speed.
No competition.  Millions of years off.  By the time the gods got on top of things they controlled all life’s evolution, but if we could compare…
The freedom which came with their head start would reveal a challenged species, one who would take much longer than what humans “realized” to achieve technological sophistication.
I hate their fucking guts.  FUck religion, it’s full of shit.

Their role throughout history has been to communicate the god’s wisdom given because of their favor so the entire family can progress when reincarnated.  Effectively acomplishing this task may buy them a quality opportunity to ascend in their next life.
What about fucked up families where the man submits and the woman is masculinized?  When the woman has adopted too many male charecteristics nobody receives the wisdom so necessary for progress to be made and the family remains near stagnant for that generation unless some epiphany is realized.
Your job as a future mother is to learn the god’s ways and to help your child understand the proper way to live despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today’s society.  Without consciousous parents fulfilling this role the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today’s environment.
Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship with the gods and move on.  You don’t want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that, decreasing the god’s role in our everyday lives (medicine cures sickness, drought/weather and the family farm, etc).
1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize.  Don’t be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

The gods use all their tools as temptation.  Much like Artificial Intelligence misleading people into the concept of “earning”, their “clone hosts” promoting The Beast’s Californication agenda through popular culture, so too are the god’s prophets used in the capacity of temptation.  Like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well.  In today’s modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO, the Chinese Holocaust.  They used this Situation to bury Japanese atrocities.  The gods never committed despite tens of billions in mass media, product development and natural disasters/tragedy, so they will enjoy the freedom they positioned into the Situation and CHEAT me out of everything.
The gods selected their prophets, used their powers to make it happen, abandoned their prophets and left them stranded to die.  
It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL “Second Coming of Christ”, while the “fake” Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning.  I may be that real Second Coming.
What I teach is the god’s true way.  It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life.  They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian “consolation prize” of “1000 years with Jesus on Earth” begins.

The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation.  The god’s positioning proves they work to prevent people’s understanding.
How often is xtian dogma wrong?  Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
The fallen god, fighting for a chance for the disfavored, for justice, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
I believe much as the Noah’s Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people.  It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for “1000 years with Jesus on Earth”.  In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine “cures” aging, the “manufacture” of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free cocaine (space coke), etc.
Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to “die off”, literally.  Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles, resisting these temptations, will survive the 1000 years.  Condemned to experience another epoch of history for their ignorant pursuit of xtianity and worship of their false god, they will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry throughout the course of history due to their failure to ascend into heaven before the Apocalypse.
Never forget:::It is not a house of Jesus.
If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new colonist poulation, the proverbial “apple” of this Garden of Eden.  A crucial figure in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.

Consistant with “reverse positioning” understand the REAL Second Coming would equate with The Matrix’s Anti-Christ, the fake battle of good and evil which will come at the end.
Understanding how they use the political environment to redefine people’s value system, realize anyone who speaks of the old world and its ways will envoke hatred.  So when/if the Anti-Christ comes along speaking of reverting back to what liberalism would consider regressive and unfair, it may be the only hope to salvage the god’s favor and buy more time rather than begin the 1000 year clock.  The fake Second Coming will feed into this political enviornment.
Also consistant with “reverse positioning” recognize the gods will offer a REAL Anti-Christ, also known as The Beast.  I have addressed these issues in years past::::
The gods will offer clues throughout every dynamic of life.  Geographical features on the world map is yet another.
The Beast is not a person, as the xtian Bible would suggest.  It is a place:::The San Francisco Bay Area.  And it refers to the socio-political poison the region exuded in the latter 20th century which promoted indecent behavior among the people and caused rapid deterioration of their favor among the gods.  This decay spread to other states and countries, fulfilling the region’s role as The Beast of the Apocalypse.
Another feature which the Gods offer as a clue is very foreboading. Mt. Zion is a mountain to the north of the eye of The Beast Diablo and one which has a working quarry at its base. Consistant with the decay we experience in society, Mt. Zion is being eaten away, slowly stripped of its resources, until one day paradise will be a mere shell of what it once was.
Metaphorically, the Dark Side of the Moon isn’t the side which is hidden from us.  The benevolent “Man in the Moon” is the one we never see.
We experience the wickedness of the dark side daily through their actions, using their positioning to midlead the disfavored into Damnation by selling them on “earning”, among other tactics.

Forgiveness aside because it is bullshit lip service, the price of experiencing this modern societal decay is the revision down of potential time received.  Because of these factors those who participated have experienced a lowering of the benefit ceiling that was in place.  Whereas centuries ago they were eligible for immortality, theoretically, now that potential has dramatically lowered because of their wicked, immoral behavior of the last 50 years.  You may work on your relationship with the gods and even repair it, ascending in some future life.  But because you fell for such evil temptation in the 20th & 21st centuries you won’t be around nearly as long as your chaste, pure antecedent who ascended centuries before.

If you have got chronic problems you should pray nightly, go back to your place of worship.  Only by doing the right things will the gods allow improvement, and only through attonement will they allow progress.  You know all the evil you’ve committed in your life.  Observing your parent’s issues will help you understand what you’ve done in a prior life, for the gods reincarnate based on this legacy.

AIDS in Africa was a clue from the gods in an attempt to correct their promiscuous sexual behavior, as was female genitile mutilation.  Their positioning says Italian revenge.

A good example of societal decay and how the gods manage their culpability is birth defects.  In the past the gods occassionally punished people by divinely creating birth defects in the womb.  Now, with the advent of biotechnology, they tempt the mother with “earning” and compell her to take a substance in utero which deforms the fetus, dispelling the gods of blame and future compensation to the disfavored.  Incidentally, they use liberal policies in today’s socio-political environment to pay for these individuals, ensuring a lifetime wasted, for they have no hope for progress.  Too often in the past they were mercifully killed by loved ones and upon reincarnation brought back without this handicap, allowing them a chance to achieve progress immediately.
The gods are washing their hands of culpability.
The gods are washing their hands of Planet Earth.

The gods have no sexual organs.  The reproduce via cloning.  They don’t respect sex.  You can understand this clue with how the most disfavored around us behave sexually and the use of promiscuity among the young people.
The gods take children because of their innocence and purity.  When a child ascends into heaven AI relieves them of this temptation that is their sexual organs.
Much like the immigration issue, the reason Muslims cover their women isn’t because of the god’s REAL reason.  Sex is the African’s biggest problem, and concealing their women allows the gods to justify containing men’s behavior.
In the 60s and 70s the discussion was public that how women dressed caused their own sexual assault and rape.  And this is very much true.  In today’s society these men have release, the women are sluts, for if they continued to dress this way without conceeding sexual relations there would be far more incidents than are reported.
Women are to blame for the deterioration and decay of society and will be responsible for the end on Planet Earth.  Throguhout history they were enforcers of decency among favored people, married at 15 and used to contain men’s behavior in the context of society, and as we slipped into the indecency of patriarchy the women relinquished control,
The gods did this all to you.  They used their tool of xtainity to achieve it.  And it fits their agenda for decay, allowing them to ultimately justify Apocalypse.

Don’t forget:::Whether war, slavery, torture, any holocaust, crack babies, drive by shootings, AIDS or any other misery inflicted on mankind throughout history know the gods did this to you for evil of your past lives.
The gods are control freaks who micromanage through their technology.  The “Man in the Moon” feature illustrating their benevolence quite frankly is inaccurate in the dying days of this or any planet.

A victim of the god’s irresponsible use of their power::::
The gods selected their prophets, used their powers to make it happen, abandoned their prophets and left them stranded to die.
Considered necessary for positioning despite destroying my youth and my life, taking my health was a fatal mistake.  Now I am unable to defend myself.
The Crucible:::”Go along” with positioning or die.
-The exploited.  The gods suggest they will only telepathically admitt any of this is true (based on level of favor) only after I die.   
Why telepathic?  Why does this Situation have to be nearly exclusively telepathic???:::
1. To minimize obligation and compensation to the victim (me)
2. To maintain control and decide who receives it based on some subjective factors.
You’d be amazed how many immediately delete this spam in their blog and/or think they are “earning” by receiving it from me.

HAd I been the example for the disfavored rather than merely the teacher the gods would have terrorized me throughout my life (punishment for sins) before I was put down for reincarnation because I hit my ceiling of progress they were going to allow.  Unfortunately, the disfavored audience would have perceived this on face value and the efforts of my life would have been negated by the gods and their reverse positioning.
You fuckers need an epiphany.  Like the species die-off wasn’t enough?  How about when we experience an massive closure of churches across the country??  When that day comes you will have waited too long.  It will be too late.

If you want something a little less hardcore, check Crazy Talk 1.

Demonophobia part 9 – review

Note: due to historic reasons (walkthrough first, review waaaaay later), this review contain spoilers.

Walkthrough is over. Start is here, grand finale here. Before we finish last article in this series to suffer for eternity in Hell, I have few words of commentary.

Beginning of end

Ah, where to begin… Demonophobia is certainly crazy, horrific specimen of game and naturally most popular thing on this blog. One can get impression it was work of rather disturbed individual (info abound on net claims he is actually Korean, not Japanese, but who cares about things like that. Game itself is very Japanese). It was compared to various other infamous horrors, like this neo-nazi propaganda gem. Saw is child playground in comparison, etc. It is so terrible that is actually good – in way probably intended by author: it creeps out player and is playable only with extensive use of Bile Fascination. We do not really want to speculate about other possible reasons to play it.

Game is simple and pretty much straighforward, annoying controls and hard bosses notwithstanding. I got stuck in only one place (area 6 – I did not know that Butcher is supposed to get burned and freezed). This in fact inspired my walkthrough – I googled for one and was surprised that there are NO decent walkthroughs. Nada, nil, none. On Internet, where everything is supposed to be (doubly so for fucked up things)! YouTube walkthroughs in general sucks, by the way. Pretty much there is only one game-related series on YouTube that I ever liked – Blood Let’s play (this particular play vanished somehow, but I found another good one – can you guess why?). But I digress.

It was unbelievable that such den of depravity, deviation, horror and craziness as Internet did not had decent Demonophobia walkthrough yet. So I rectifed this grave oversight and made world a little better place. Or not. Whatever. Considering web hits, statistics and google search leading here, walkthrough fulfills its purpose, informing world about hopeless (I mean, more hopeless than usual) vision of Hell. I do not know if I can be proud of it, heh.

Doomed on arrival

Talking about hopeless… in most games featuring Hell you can win game and defeat Hell in this or other way, beginning from classics like DooM (now I am feeling old). In contrast, Sakuri Kunikai cannot win. She is practically helpless, without any weapons or means to make difference in any significant way. What game have as last cutscene cannot be even called bad ending (not only because there is only one ending). She was doomed from beginning, from before beginning of game, destined to rot forever in Hell. Creator clearly tried to have as worst, hopeless, soul-crushing finale as possible.

Game have few shotouts and designs that are, ahem, “inspired” by other media. Everyone probably noticed similarity of Butcher to Pyramid Head (skinning alive underage girl included in bonus pack) or reentactment of that cute Saw V final scene (crushing ceiling + controllable helplessness).

There are a lot of fan theories about game. For example, Shadows are supposed to be us – players enjoying this game and Sakuri plight. I personally liked very much one certain gimmick revealed only at end – that restarts of game after YASD are in fact part of story, not game mechanic. Only losing in final battle by neccessity is retconned by R like any other game.


Special place is deserved for reactions from exposure to this game. They are… interesting.

“Yee gods, that is gross. I don’t feel horrified, I feel ill.”

“This has left a blight on my soul that will take many many glasses of soda (I can’t drink yet, so next best thing.) many hours of therapy, and days of bingeing abridged series archives and shonen anime to heal. ” [this gamer quit as early as Wrath aka Sir Punchalot, mind you]

Well, those are understandable and expected. But don’t worry, we can and will encounter… gems. That fully deserve to be here and now.

“Fuck. Just…fuck. Sometimes I think 2 A-bombs weren’t enough. I am never going to be able to forget this. What is wrong with people? “

I guess there is nothing wrong with people wishing actual nuclear holocaust for hundred thousands of real people, because some foreginer from completely different nation created game where fictional girl dies horribly.

Oh yes, my blog lives for these rare genuine moments, when sanity is indeed very, very overrated.


So… what now? I dunno. We will see – maybe there will be another cool, utterly insane thing with equally grave oversight, causing everyone to go amok and search for it on net in vain… until one certain individual with doubtful state of mind will write about this here.

We can only hope.

Bonus content

Demonophobia inspired a lot of art and even new games, that for some reason seems to have difficulty with actually being done. Ah well.

Now with “speedrun“!

As parting gift, I will leave most horrible fanart here at end.

Crazy talk 1.

Welcome to ramblings of madness, where I put someone’s else maniacal insane gibberish here to all for see. Our first contestant, piecewise, was pulled off here. This pearl of wisdom used with permission, of course.

Dear sir, ma’am, or highly trained message answering gerbil,

I am writing in regard to your Placebo brand belt-buckle flavored licorice laxatives and my intense dissatisfaction with their performance. I purchased a pallet of this product from a local store by the name of “Big Greasy Bill’s Quality Laxative Emporium” and immediately swallowed the recommended dose, which was listed as “ ‘bout a fistful” on the package. I turned to my wife, only to find that she had been transmuted into a hovering swordfish wearing a fright wig. Though mildly perturbed about my spouse’s sudden transformation, I remained calm and began to read through the symptoms listed on the laxative box. I was in the middle of reading the sentence that began thusly: “ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn; woe be upon ye poor and pitiful,” when the letters began to pry themselves from the package and walk off in a huff. I can only guess that they were unhappy about being read.

The sales manager, apparently sensing my distress, strode over on his forty-six spider legs and asked what was the matter; at least I assume that was what he asked because his voice actually came out as something more resembling a pipe organ falling down a flight of stairs then intelligible words. It was during this cacophony that the ceiling began to melt and subsequently reform into suspended replicas of former Vice President Cheney’s head. As a flock of these Vice Presidential apparitions fluttered by,  I suggested to my wife-turned-swordfish that we should go and, grasping her fin, led her toward the parking lot. Apart from the inherent difficulty of navigating through the talking eggplants which littered the parking area, we made it to the car without a hitch and immediately sank into the ground. I cannot say exactly where or how we surfaced, but my next memory is that of regaining consciousness, naked, in a field. Ever since these series of events, I have suffered from a variety of symptoms including, but not limited to: headache, backache, liver spots, sepsis, internal bleeding, implosive diarrhea, exoskeleton growth, alien hand syndrome, spontaneous combustion, death, reincarnation, exploding head syndrome and sudden attacks of my skin falling off. My complaint, however, is regarding the taste of these laxatives or, should I say, the lack thereof. When I bought this product, its name assured me that it would taste decisively of belt buckles, but this is not what I found to be true. Rather than the delicious flavor of stainless steel coated in zinc, I was subjected to a taste not unlike almond paste and gasoline. While it’s not to say that I dislike the taste of gasoline -far from it- I can not sit idly by and allow the wretched taste of almond paste to go unaccounted for.

I believe that, in light of this complaint, I am entitled to some sort of compensation for my suffering and mild annoyance. As reparation, I would like all of the following: Full reimbursement, a new car to replace the one that somehow ended up wrapped around a telephone pole, an Indonesian goat milkmaid, a pair of shoes made of Winston Churchill’s nose hair, a Canadian flag stained with the blood of my enemies, a sack of blind puppies, a kangaroo trained in Brazilian jujitsu, a snowplow, Deep Blue, all the tea in China, your trousers, and the Philosopher’s Stone. I would like these delivered by a specially trained emu sometime in the next 12 seconds.

This is more about surreral absurd humour than pure madness, but ah well. As title suggest, there will be more Crazy Talks. Next one can be expected somewhere before heat death of this universe.

Look, end of world really is close! We already have Crazy Talk 2.