Moon Man.

DooM is one of most classic, memorable and well known game in computer gaming history – predecessor and creator of entire FPS genre as we know it today. It is still alive thanks to modern ports like GZDoom and communities that create content for it ceaselessly to today. One of reasons for its popularity was and is tons of mods, from “merely” new maps to entire total conversions that change every aspect of game.

So… now we will review mod for DooM – one that belongs here. It is named, innocently enough, Moon Man. It is kinda annoyance to run, but then…

…here we go. This is your doubtful prize. It gets worse. Or better, depending on your point of view.

We must secure the existence of our people

What is different beside this cute title screen? For starters, Moon Man offers classes (different player types) like titular Moon Man, Zyklon Ben or Hitler. They have their own set of new weapon replacements roughly themed after chosen class. Some weapons feel better than their classic counterparts, but I am not sure that it is not just because of novelty. Either way, it is more fun shooting with Moon Man’s pistol compared to classic one.

There are other little changes, like difficulty level choices (“6 million more” certainly wins). Main change are monsters, though.

and a future for white children

Instead of good old zombiemans, shotgun sergeants, imps and rest of demonic zoo that we all know and love we have such guys as niggers, kiks, joos, ragheads, feminists (for obvious reasons traditional insult “feminazis” does not work here) and other classic stereotypes associated with race, religion or left in many variants. Most of them are various caricatures of african americans.

Note that those monsters are entirely new – it is not just change of sprites and sounds. They have new drops, different attacks, custom health etc.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman

For all their effort, I was disappointed there are no new maps. I mean, who doesn’t want nice little jaunt in Auschwitz or cleansing of undesirables in ghettos, right? In fact, long, 32-level journey through this kind of content would probably be as sanity-rending as some certain game that I do not remember at all whatsoever, probably for some very good reason.

As consolation, you can listen to righteous white music as Moon Man (replacement of chainsaw).

Quality is not very high. Some monsters have only few frames, others are bugged and won’t hurt you despite frantic shooting. After few minutes novelty (or shock, depending on who you are) wears off and you are left with mental diarrhea from a very, very disturbed people.

must not perish from the earth

Believe me, pictures aren’t enough, you have to hear these intelligible screams and monkey chirps, avoid fire from old ladies riding on wheelchairs (replacing Revenants, also WTF?), exterminate whole black families (Pain Elementals and Lost Souls) and generally go full holocaust on asses of untermenshes.

Some people described it as “most insane/controversial mod for Doom”. I disagree. Maybe “most racist”. Either way, it is fascinating, if short, journey into deranged mind of white supremacist.

Bonus content

If you want version lite, check out Trump Doom.

If blasphemy and desecration is more your thing, you can try Grezzo 2.

– Moon man moon man can’t you see? Spics and Niggers need to hang from trees.

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